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Month: October 2010

9 Things I Hate About Walking

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that I am, by far and away, the fastest walker in Santiago. And to take advantage of…

The Bathroom Debacle

My kindergarten class was at a daycare center called Children’s World. If you asked the staff they’d say I was well behaved. I participated in sing alongs even though I didn’t know what “eep eep eep eeples and beneneenes” were and why so many people liked to eat them. I raised two fingers in the air and put one over my lips when the counselors said “Signals on”. I marched in the single file line with everyone else. For the most part, with the exception of a few time outs, I was a good kid. That was all until the day I finally crossed the line.