By Luke, on December 16th, 2011
 I swear to you I go to bed thinking to myself how I can get you all to toil the fields for this blog. You/I have failed in this late night dreamy/creamy passion, but the fight must continue.
The latest attempt is to force you to Get A Grip with the G.A.G app currently available for Android and iPhone! soon to be available on iPhone when Apple stops mourning and approves us. Free of course, and mysteriously ad free.
Get the app and you can record yourself for up to 30 seconds and it will be posted to http://ourthursday.com/gag/. Rant about your significant other, the way deodorant tastes after you bite your nails after you put your hands in your armpits, dreams, funny stories, recorded grocery clerk, whatever.
Note: Android OS 2.2 and earlier will not let you play the files from the app, but you can still record and submit. We welcome your comments and this is version 1.0 of hopefully many more.
Note 2: It seems Firefox cannot play the files on the gag page. Working on it.
Continue reading OurThursday presents the G.A.G app for Android and iPhone!
By Luke, on November 24th, 2011
To the congress that just reaffirmed the USA motto, I will be sure on this day of plentiful thanks, a day when there is so much thanks that it gets thrown into zip lock bags to be used later, that you and your cohorts receive none. In fact I will be wasting more government time next . . . → Read More: “In Deformation, We trust”
By Luke, on November 20th, 2011
 Put yourself and six other people on a deserted island. One of you finds a tattered box labeled drugs and decide to ingest the myriad of colors inside. As a microcosm of the real world you all came from, the group decides to eliminate that person and 1/7th of the population for no good god damned reason . . . → Read More: Drugs Are Bad MM ‘Kay?
By Luke, on August 15th, 2011
 After 28 years on this most wonderful planet, I have not acquired a single point in the relationship arena. In fact my cumulative score is likely negative with a note next to it saying “see me after class”. Unlike some on this blog, my relationship count is not high reaching a meager four. You . . . → Read More: How To Not Break Up With Your Girlfriend
By Luke, on June 20th, 2011
Nirvana and Marilyn Manson patch on the white out painted backpack … you were Candace the “I don’t care” hesher girl.
Over weight and jolly … you were Jebediah who “turned out to be gay” guy.
Cute, but excessively shy girl with carefully hanging bangs … you were Christina the “study until I get . . . → Read More: So what were you in high school?
By Luke, on June 10th, 2011
 I am simply shocked I have survived this long. Ten years ago when people asked me “Where do you see yourself in ten years?” I would always respond with “In a wheelchair.” Alas, my days of skidding around a basketball court with a high speed wheelchair that has sharp spines sticking out of it’s . . . → Read More: Live Blog Reading: That One Time in Highschool…
By Matt Zbrog, on May 20th, 2011
 They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick up His slack (as usual). Sigh. That guy is late for everything.
So if you have not Raptured by 7pm Saturday, you are invited to attend Our Thursday’s blasphemous . . . → Read More: Announcement: OC Live Show 5/21!
By Luke, on April 20th, 2011
 Dear JAC Bus Company,
I write to you in hopes that two people will be castrated and stricken from the employee records of your company, and with any luck, stricken from the human record for all of time and space.
Allow me to set the scene so you can sympathize with my wanton desire to remove testicles…
Continue reading Dear JAC, Two Castrations Please
By Luke, on March 25th, 2011
The Challenge
Describe how you willingly and voluntarily put yourself into a great deal of pain. The kind of pain that no one would be willing to accept under ordinary circumstances. You may use any medium you see fit. There is no word minimum or maximum.
The Challengers
In another OurThursday first, we . . . → Read More: Challenge Blog: We All Have a Little Masochist in Us
By Luke, on March 18th, 2011
 The OurThursday authors love the readers. I mean we really love you and some of us are even prepared to take that to the next level. But recently, in a heated fit of commenting passion, we realized that sometimes if you really want to show your love for someone, you got to make them . . . → Read More: Challenge Blog: Oh Man, I’m going to piss you SOO off!
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