Ever wanted to sell anything? Well I thought I would give it a go and sell myself. Not like a prostitute, although if the price was right… But never mind that, The shop is now open and if you fancy yourself a pair of laser enhanced eyes or some quads with a cycling tan line, then this is just the thing for you. If there are any requests for other things that you would like added to the store, feel free to let me know.
If you would like to sell anything yourself, be it your body or some sort of actual object yourself, feel free to contact me. I will be happy to help!




R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You need to sell your dancing moves that comes with a short clip of your dancing abilities. I can help capture this if needed. Whatever you do don’t sell your heart. That is one thing that should never and can never really be “sold”.
I’ll go ahead and say it; it’s strange, Luke. I don’t understand the commitment involved though, if i purchase your ‘imagination’ will you paint me a nice watercolor to hang on my wall or something? I just want to be clear what I get for my $3.
Well you would just have my imagination to do with it as you see fit. But it does make me think that I should add an area to have random acts such as a painting, a dance, maybe even a soliloquy. To be added.
So in answer to your question, you will just get a certificate signed by me for your three dollars.