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 Brian’s blog yesterday gave a Michael Vick-like view on dogs. Many animals expressed disapproval. It’s okay. Sit. Stay. Listen. You’re in for a treat. THE REASONS 1. My Building feels like a dormitory for troubled youth with a propensity for creative behavior. At any given time, at least one apartment is crackling . . . → Read More: 5 Things I Love About L.A. [Bonus Material]  Being broke is like jail with no free meals. It’s a physical and mental torture. And, like most painful events, it is an opportunity for tremendous personal growth. We all handle it our own way. Here are some of my tips for playing the Broke Game. PHYSICAL The twangs of true hunger mess with . . . → Read More: Broke Game  There are many ways to eat a cat. . . . → Read More: Eat Cat  It’s a beautiful summer Friday at the beach and I want to do something on drugs right now. I should point out that in this post I am 100% condoning drug use. If you want to go skydiving or street-luging, I support that, too. Euthanasia? I won’t stop you. I am very pro-choice when . . . → Read More: I Watched The Matrix On LSD – Send Help  I love everything about TV.
The great educator.
We have the power to put absolutely anyone on TV and have them argue inane political points. What does the actor who plays Doctor Oz have to say about the mortgage crisis? What does the actress who plays Nancy Grace, an over caffeinated member . . . → Read More: The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum  I dock at the Newport Beach “Watchtower”, an old home I rarely get to visit. It is July 4th, 2011 – 9am PST. Apparently, I’m grossly behind schedule. I’m not the first one to arrive. There are hussies everywhere, vacationing prostitutes. Shirtless men with Viking hats playing games with ping pong balls. Parties in . . . → Read More: Plead the Fourth  It was the opposite of a dark and stormy night. The Wells Fargo branch was quietly going about its business… Marshall the bank teller was standing at his post with hopeless ennui… Matt was on the far end of the bank, an air conditioning vent running softly through his gorgeous hair… . . . → Read More: Lupus and the Greedy Jesus  My friends and I know The Greatest Drinking Game of All Time. If played correctly and passionately, it has the power to change the world. If played incorrectly, it can end friendships and land someone in the hospital. I understand the bolditude of such claims out of context. So here’s some context. . . . → Read More: The Greatest Drinking Game of All Time  They say Saturday is the Rapture. I, for one, am sure they are right. But if Christ Himself fails to show up, we will pick up His slack (as usual). Sigh. That guy is late for everything. So if you have not Raptured by 7pm Saturday, you are invited to attend Our Thursday’s blasphemous . . . → Read More: Announcement: OC Live Show 5/21!  Calling people is weird. So glad we text stuff now. Talking in real time gives me the willies. I feel like I should have flash cards or a TiVo remote in case I don’t know what to do. But some people are pros at it. . . . → Read More: Cat Calls |
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