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		<title>Baseball Umpires are Fat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 05:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p></p> <p>Why is it that all Major League Baseball umpires are fat? This isn&#8217;t a generalization either, every single umpire in baseball is a fat bastard. Is it a prerequisite? Must you weigh over 250 lbs to become an ump? In most other major sports the umps, refs, etc&#8230; are quite svelte. I guess <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.ourthursday.com/2010/08/02/baseball-umpires-are-fat/">Baseball Umpires are Fat</a></span>]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2003/01/30/froemming_suspended_ap/lg_froemming_all.jpg"></a>Why is it that all Major League Baseball umpires are fat? This isn&#8217;t a generalization either, every single umpire in baseball is a fat bastard. Is it a prerequisite? Must you weigh over 250 lbs to become an ump?<span id="more-1016"></span> In most other major sports the umps, refs, etc&#8230; are quite svelte. I guess they would have to be. In soccer or basketball the referees are constantly in motion, having to run up and down the court or field in order to make accurate calls. Hockey referees are on a whole other level. Not only are they on ice so they need to be skilled skaters, but they also need to keep their head on a swivel to avoid being inadvertently smashed by giant men with sticks. In the NFL (National Football League) there is actually one ref who most fans know by name due to his muscular physique, <a href="http://www.thispointofview.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ed.jpg">E</a>d Hochuli. This guy is a beast, wearing his striped shirt 2 sizes too small so he can show off his 23 inch pythons. Don&#8217;t mess with Hochulimania brother!! The one thing these officials have in common are the fast paced nature of their sports. But in the slower paced game of baseball, all four umpires typically stand in one spot for 3 hours a pop, most likely enjoying hot dogs, nachos and peanuts before and after each game. One of the perks of the job I&#8217;m sure. It&#8217;s probably a pretty sweet gig. Once I was old enough to realize I wasn&#8217;t good enough to become a professional baseball player, I thought maybe I could be an ump. Maybe I still can. I love baseball, I&#8217;m usually pretty grumpy, and I have horrible eyesight. All I need to do is gain a hundred pounds.</p>
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		<title>My Mid Mid-life Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Everybody has heard of the mid-life crisis. Usually typified by a balding married man trying to cling on to his lost youth by purchasing a red convertable sports car. While I am not quite to that point just yet, I have been struggling with something similar and just as sad and pathetic. My mid <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.ourthursday.com/2010/07/11/my-mid-mid-life-crisis/">My Mid Mid-life Crisis</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody has heard of the mid-life crisis. Usually typified by a balding married man trying to cling on to his lost youth by purchasing a red convertable sports car. While I am not quite to that point just yet, I have been struggling with something similar and just as sad and pathetic. My mid mid-life crisis.<span id="more-933"></span><br />
Soon after my 27th birthday I realized how close to the age of 30 I was. Much closer to 30 than to 18. Which is odd because I feel much more like a troubled teenager than a responsible contributing member of society. Being in your mid 20&#8242;s is an exciting time, but it can also be terrifying. Many of your friends start getting married and having kids, while I still enjoy playing beer pong and going to heavy metal concerts. Every holiday get-together with the extended family is a sure let down. &#8220;Hey Dustin how is everything?&#8221; &#8220;Still working the same job? Still haven&#8217;t gotten back into school? How&#8217;s your girlfriend? Aww, you broke up?&#8221; Everyone in the generation before me has the ideal timeline of life all figured out. Once you finish high school then you go to college. Then you get a successful career. Then you get married and have kids. Then you buy the house with the white picket fence. I seem to be a few years behind on this life-plan. Apparently my biological clock is ticking. Life is short, and there are still many things I have left to accomplish. There are also many things I personally need to overcome myself before I start thinking about starting a family. I like the freedom of being able to pick up and go anywhere at the drop of a hat if I wish to do so. Yet I can already see my once youthful good looks being ravaged by time, so i feel the urgency to find a mate before my options become limited to carnies and mail order brides. So if you&#8217;re a girl who digs conflicted guys in their late 20&#8242;s that live with their parents, and don&#8217;t mind if their boyfriend wakes up one day wanting to move to New Zealand with or without you, drop me a line.</p>
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		<title>An Evening With Dustin&#8230;&#8230;in Jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve found myself in many uncomfortable situations over the course of my twenty-seven years. In Jr High, trying to hide my erection when Mrs Monson made me go up to the front of the class to multiply some fractions. Accidently calling and asking Shasta (an ex hook-up) how to get to her house when <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.ourthursday.com/2010/03/30/an-evening-with-dustin-in-jail/">An Evening With Dustin&#8230;&#8230;in Jail</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve found myself in many uncomfortable situations over the course of my twenty-seven years. In Jr High, trying to hide my erection when Mrs Monson made me go up to the front of the class to multiply some fractions. Accidently calling and asking Shasta (an ex hook-up) how to get to her house when i was trying to call Shana&#8217;s house (my current fling). Damn cell phone contact list! And just generally any situation with a girl all throughout high school. But none of these compare to spending a night on cold concrete in a 10&#215;15 ft cell with 15 scary mexicans behind bars.<span id="more-793"></span></p>
<p>Anyone who has a DUI also has their sob story of how they got it. I got pulled over in a parking lot because my windows were tinted. Bullshit. I was however over the legal limit and therefore subject to arrest. It&#8217;s a unique feeling going from such a high to such a low in such a short time. Here I was, having a ball at Brian&#8217;s apartment with, among others my girlfriend and most of my best friends. Not wanting to sleep on Brian&#8217;s floor we were making a short drive to meet up with more friends closer to home to continue our alcoholic consumption. My heart then sank when i saw the red and blue flashing lights. You know that feeling you get when you look in your rearview mirror and see a cop behind you? Imagine seeing that, lights flashing, when you know you&#8217;ve had too much to drink. In all honesty I really hadn&#8217;t drank all that much, but the fact that I had been sipping on a beer while driving so it was fresh on my breath probably wasn&#8217;t the best idea. I remember saying out loud to my friends in the truck with me &#8220;I&#8217;m getting a DUI.&#8221; And so it began. Walking in a straight line, touching the tips of your fingers to your nose, reciting the alphabet backwards (which is pretty tough even sober i must say, let alone after a few drinks), and standing on one foot. I actually thought I did pretty well, almost to the point where I thought I might be able to charm my way out of this. I was very polite, even trying to initiate a conversation about baseball with the officers. But once the breathilizer was brought out, I knew I was done. The handcuffs were put on, I was thrown in the backseat, and we were off to jail. On the way I realized that I REALLY had to pee. I asked the officer if we could stop somewhere so I could go. &#8220;We&#8217;re almost there&#8221; he replied. &#8220;I&#8217;ll drive as fast as i can.&#8221; Even as pissed as I was at this policeman who had just arrested me, I felt a little bit better when I could feel the car accelerate slightly. When we did arrive at the local station he led me to the restroom and let me out of my cuffs. I nervously pissed for what seemed like 5 minutes. &#8220;Man, you did really have to go huh?&#8221; I was then taken to another room where they took my fingerprints and mugshots, from the front and the side just like in the movies. I was never able to see them though, I&#8217;m curious if my mugshots could contend with some of the horrific celebrity ones you see on TV. I was given my one phone call. I called my friend James, who was sitting shotgun when I was arrested, but no answer. I was then put into a small cell alone where I layed for about half an hour. An officer then came and told me I was going to be taken somewhere else for the night. From what I had heard, mostly from friends who had received DUI&#8217;s before, you were usually let out within a few hours of your arrest. Once you were sobered up you could go. Seeing as that I was barely over the legal limit, I was sure this would also be the case for me. But when I was again put in handcuffs, this time attached by chains to two other men, and led to a van with plastic seats and holes near your lower back so that your cuffed hands could fit, I knew it was going to be a long night.</p>
<p>We were taken to the Ventura County Jail. It was probably about 3 a.m. and I must admit I wasn&#8217;t feeling very brave at this point.  The officers led us down the hallways until we reached our cell. It was fairly small and rectangular shaped, about 8 ft by 15 ft with a toilet in the back. I surveyed the room. It smelled awful and was filled with men, about 15 other guys were already in there. Shoulder to shoulder, either sitting on the bench that ran along one wall, leaning against the other wall, or laying on the floor. Some of the guys were asleep, some were talking amongst themselves in spanish. One very elderly very inebriated gentleman talked to himself. Most were hispanic though, most older than me and most much, much bigger than me. I found a small space on the cold concrete floor and sat down. Realizing that I was probably going to be here for a while I tried to get some sleep. It&#8217;s hard to rest when youre laying in the fetal position on cold concrete, lights bright enough to be seen even with my eyes closed, surrounded by drunk, high, and generally just no good guys. I cursed myself for getting into this situation. All because i didn&#8217;t want to sleep on Brian&#8217;s floor. How ironic. Despite all my rage, I did manage to pass out in my cage.</p>
<p>I woke up at about 8 a.m. I think. Not really knowing what to do, I flagged down an officer who passed the cell. &#8220;Sir? Aren&#8217;t I able to make a phone call?&#8221; &#8220;You had your phone call!&#8221; was his response as he kept walking. So I sat back down and waited. It is a terrible feeling to be sitting in jail not having any idea whats going on. I wasn&#8217;t able to get a hold of my friends with my one phone call the night before. My parents didn&#8217;t know where I was. Even if they let me out, then what? As I sat pondering my fate, a guard opened the door. &#8220;Alright! Everybody line up! Follow me!&#8221; We were taken out of the cell and led down some hallways. Eventually we reached what looked kind of like a locker room, complete with showers. &#8220;Everybody strip!&#8221; Are you kidding me? At this point we were all still wearing our street clothes.I nervously started to undress, looking around to make sure I wasn&#8217;t doing anything wrong. An officer came down the line  collecting everybody&#8217;s clothing and putting them in a black hefty bag. There were 3 showerheads for the 14-18 inmates. Here I was, completely naked, standing in single file with fifteen other men. My mind raced. How the hell did I get to this point? Do I look like a wuss if I try to cover myself? Why are all these guys uncircumsized? Is that normal in spanish culture? I took a short shower and quickly dried off, actually feeling a little bit better about myself. We were now given the standard jail fashion. Orange jumpsuit and navy blue slip on shoes. Then we were off to a new cell. Still fifteen guys, who i still hadn&#8217;t said a word to. At this point i was in somewhat of a panic. Showered and in my new jail wear, they seemed to be settling me in. Am I ever going to get out of here?? Now if this were a situation where I was told, &#8220;Hey Dustin, you have to spend a couple days in jail.&#8221; Fine, I could deal with that. But here I was, locked in a cell for about 9 hours after being arrested with no idea how long I would be here or what I could do. I tried to stomach a small breakfast of spaghetti, coleslaw, green jello and red fruit drink. One hour passed&#8230;I tried to sing songs to myself to pass the time. Two hours passed&#8230;I tried to conversate using the little spanish I knew, but to no avail. Three hours pass&#8230; An officer appears, &#8220;Helvig!..Dustin!&#8221;  &#8221;Thats me&#8221; i replied. I was taken to another cell where they gave me my clothes back. I did have to spend another hour or so in this cell but at this point I knew I was probably getting out soon. I was given back the contents of my pockets and signed out. By the time I was able to rejoin society it had been a full 12 hours I had spent in the Ventura County Jail. Possibly the longest 12 hours of my life. Many hours of work furlough and alcohol classes followed, along with thousands and thousands of my hard earned dollars. But I definitely learned my lesson, and I definitely don&#8217;t want to ever have to go back to jail again. Don&#8217;t drink and drive kids.</p>
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		<title>I Liked Their Early Stuff Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I want to talk about something that’s plagued mankind for centuries, (well, decades at least). “Selling out”. One can “sell out” in many aspects but I’d like to focus mainly on music. To many music fans this is probably something you don’t think or even care much about. If most of the music you <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.ourthursday.com/2010/03/13/i-liked-their-early-stuff-better/">I Liked Their Early Stuff Better</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to talk about something that’s plagued mankind for centuries, (well, decades at least). “Selling out”. One can “sell out” in many aspects but I’d like to focus mainly on music. To many music fans this is probably something you don’t think or even care much about. If most of the music you listen to is just whatever you happen to hear on the radio&#8230; one, I feel sorry for you, and two, you may not understand why this is such a big deal. What i will try to explain here is how heartbreaking and excruciating it can be when a band or artist “Sells out”.</p>
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<p>The simplest way I can define selling-out is when a band makes a conscious effort to change their music, usually by making it more mainstream, in order to gain more fans and make more money. They change their look or sound based on whats popular at the moment, whatever current trend is likely to make them the most money.</p>
<p>Over the years many a musical group or artist have been accused of this hanus act. It occurs mostly with bands in the genres of heavy metal, punk, indie rock, and even hip-hop. These genres of music usually have the most rabid and dedicated fans due to the smaller scale of their respective scenes. It’s a subculture, not unlike snowboarding or clubbing (people that go to dance clubs, I don’t know, it’s not my thing). It’s outside of the mainstream, so naturally those involved have a closer, more passionate attachment to it. Think of something you really like that most others don&#8217;t. Aren&#8217;t you a little more passionate about that thing? When these smaller bands don’t have the support of radio or MTV, they have to build their fan base in two ways, with touring and word of mouth. When I hear a band that i really like, I try to pass it on to my friends. No one needs me to tell them that Kings of Leon is a good band. They’ve already heard of them. But maybe you really like Circa Survive, you just don’t know it yet because you’ve never heard them. It’s much more rewarding when you hear of a phenomenal band that not a lot of other people know about. A fan can build an actual relationship with a band. When you buy their t-shirt you’re directly supporting them. Your money is paying for their gas to get to the next gig, their dinner that night, and other supplies they need to stay on the road and continue to play shows. And since not everyone has heard of this band you love so much, there’s a special bond that is built. You feel like they are “your band”.</p>
<p>I love Metallica, but millions of people love Metallica. If I meet another Metallica fan at a bar it’s not that big a deal. If I go to a Metallica show, I’m going with 20,000 other people. Same goes for pop acts. 14 year old girls may think that Taylor Swift is “talking directly to me! She knows exactly how I feel!”, but really her songs were co-written by some guy who specializes in writing hit songs. Theres nothing special about being a Taylor Swift fan. I have nothing against her, but my mom is a Taylor Swift fan, my boss is a Taylor Swift fan, my goldfish is a Taylor Swift fan. She sells out stadiums, you hear her songs everywhere you go. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>On the other hand, if I’m at my local bar and I meet another Every Time I Die fan I’m stoked! Since their fan base is considerably smaller and more underground it’s a more unique bond. And if I go see them play, it’s with maybe 750 people, and there’s a good chance I may get to meet or even hang out with the band. You have a genuine connection with that band and their select group of fans. You’ve followed them from the beginning, and their music speaks to only you and those lucky others.</p>
<p>So what happens when that band’s next album all of the sudden sounds different? More mainstream. Then you hear that band on KROQ. They have a video on MTV. Your little sister is asking to borrow that band’s CD. Then your douchebag co-worker in the Nickelback t-shirt is telling you how cool this band is.</p>
<p>You see, over the course of a band’s career there are generally three things that can happen.</p>
<p>One, a band pretty much has a particular sound perfected that they are happy to not stray too far away from (Slayer, NOFX ). They are perfectly content to have a more abrasive sound and not worry about mainstream acceptance. They are going to play the music they want to play regardless of trends or changing times. These bands usually keep their initial fan base happy while hopefully picking up new fans along the way. Or they break up at their peak before anything bad can happen. (At the Drive In, Glassjaw)</p>
<p>Two, people grow up. This is very common, a band begins while members are in their teens or early twenties. They sound a certain way and write about what is important to them in that particular time period of their life. But as they grow older they grow as musicians and as people and as a result the music they create is different. Regardless of popularity, sometimes bands just tire of doing one thing and choose to go in another direction. While this can be frustrating and some will cry sell-out, most of the time it’s just natural progression. (Radiohead, Mastodon).</p>
<p>Three, sometimes a band gets lucky, maybe one of their songs hits a nerve with a big following of people. A hit single. (MGMT, Kings of Leon) After years of toiling away in obscurity they get a small taste of success. And once they have that success, they don’t want to go back. And that’s when the prospect of selling out rears it’s ugly head. Some of these bands become so big it guarantees a lifetime of popularity no matter how terrible their music later becomes (Kiss, The Rolling Stones, Motley Crue)</p>
<p>Do you as a band then make that conscious effort to change your sound? Do you  write your next album trying to write hit singles solely for the purposes of getting on the radio and making that money? Are your songs then selling credit cards and cars on TV?  (Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Aerosmith, Kid Rock i’m looking in your direction&#8230;)</p>
<p>Now selling out is a double edged sword. As a band, isn’t it your goal to get your music out to as many sets of ears as possible? Sure, I think so. But if an artist compromises their integrity for the sake of more fans and more money it has to be considered selling out, right? This is a constant issue in my favorite type of music (Heavy Metal) since street cred and the sheer broo-tality of your music is so essential. So any new music by a band that maybe isn’t as heavy, more melodic, more straight forward song structures etc&#8230; is usually met with the cries of “Sell-Outs!!” from the hard-core fans. And many times, who can blame them?</p>
<p>As you can probably tell, this subject is near and dear to me, as many bands I have loved while in their humble beginnings have gone on to achieve great success. I remember specifically trying to get my non-metal loving friends to listen to “Toxicity” by System of a Down when it came out, needless to say they were not amused&#8230;. Months, a few videos on MTV, and 6 million albums sold later, I show up at their house and they’re playing pool listening to the same CD claiming they love SOAD, not even remembering me playing them the entire god damn album before.</p>
<p>I could go on and on, but I digress, i guess thats just the way it is. What bands have let you down? Who else has sold out? Please feel free to share below&#8230;</p>
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