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 Four of my friends planned their owns deaths. Two of which acted as my mentors, encouraging me to be the best I can be, to follow my dreams and to live to my fullest potential. The irony alone could kill me. The certainty of death has slapped me across the face and the gross . . . → Read More: Til Death Do I Part… ![jasonaldean02[1]](http://www.ourthursday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jasonaldean021-150x142.jpg "jasonaldean02[1]") - Mention Merle Haggard and Hank Williams for credibility.
- Remind people of things they’re familiar with – like Budlight and Jesus.
- Sum up life with a quote from Grandpa.
- Talk about how tough you were before you had kids.
- Talk about how tough your wife is . . . → Read More: How to Write a Hit Country Song  About a month ago, my friend Jim invited me to a PUA (pick-up artist) seminar. “I’m going to this thing in two weeks, I think you should come.” he stated, pulling up an ad reading “Casanova Convention” on his laptop. “Seats are filling up fast,” he warned, letting the cursor blink in the quantity section. I’d like to say I refused, but I had no excuse. Having read “The Game,” I was curious. I told him to make it two. Continue reading The Casanova Convention What would life be without trees? Bleak, sweltering, and full of carbon dioxide … for three. While we all enjoy ourselves a good tree once in a while, how much do we really know about them? Director Logan Leistikow reveals the true magnificence of The Giant Forest in Trees, the first installment of his . . . → Read More: American Nature: A Series About Your Mother  Finally, a worthwhile application of Photoshop. 3:28 - Been listening to Joe Esposito’s ‘You’re the Best’ for last 24 hours while writing Oscars jokes. Now it’s Alan Parsons Project’s ‘Sirius.’ 3:29 – How does Tampax not have naming rights on the red carpet yet? 3:49 - Kelly Osbourne is to “stylish” as Viola Davis is . . . → Read More: OSCAR ROUND-UP: Did Angelina Permanently Ruin Chicken Legs For You, Too? What up everyone, I’ll be writing more stories in the coming weeks. In the meantime, I released the audio book finally. Read by the talented Dave Axe, the book is now available on itunes. Go to the itunes store and search “Sexcessful Failures.” If you’re not on itunes, you can also get it from . . . → Read More: Audio Book  I was/am stressed out. So I’ve been reviewing vacation destinations. Taking my budget into account, I settled on Land of Make Believe. I had a difficult experience, even though I did my research first. There were a lot of rules. The Land of Make Believe is located in Hope, New Jersey. Chris, . . . → Read More: REVIEW: The Land of Make Believe  Beat the Monday blues with food, drinks, laughs and your good deed for the day! Come watch Our Thursday’s authors bare it all on The Witz End stage, Feb. 27, 7:00, along with other great comedians, writers and musical acts. Tickets available here and all proceeds benefit www.826LA.org : http://bit.ly/AitZqP . . . → Read More: Our Thursday Live!!! 1. Grow a beard, wear a Lincoln hat. 2. Paint your house white and give tours. 3. Challenge someone to a duel. 4. Avoid all theaters, railroad stations, fairgrounds and Texas. 5. Wear wooden dentures and answer only to George. 6. Point at England on a globe and laugh. 7. Point at China on . . . → Read More: 15 Ways to Celebrate President’s Day The authors wanted to surprise you Valentine. They got you something Valentine. They all chipped in. A bouquet of dirty, cynical, sometimes sappy haiku. For you, Valentine.
A hot and dirty Valentine’s day haiku: You are my coffee: hot, cheap, . . . → Read More: Be Our Thursday’s Valentine |
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