I want to thank you from the bottom of my chicken heart for recounting such a tale of maddening satisfaction. In fact, as I sit here now in the far east I think about what kind of feeling I would have if I were do that to my current girlfriend`s parents house. Although I have not broken up with her yet nor been charged with statutory rape, I do feel as if some retribution and justice is required due to the fact that she tends to be herself almost everyday of the week.

Therefore, I request of you Mr. Ollett, to saddle up and bring 10 of your most dirty, amorale and belligerent friends to Japan right away for the cliff hanging sequel to Dark Terror. Dark Terror 2 Tokyo Drift. If you thought that goat heads and chicken hearts were thrilling wait until you see what exotic and putrid animal parts you can find on the black market in East Asia. The only requirement: Luke must wear moccasins and can only bring what he can fit in his deer skin backpack, and for all of those who have dreamed to see luke become a martyr for all the black deeds he has committed in his life, this sequel will be a must see.

I will be in a state of meditation and preparation until their arrival.

-Giant Tick